“Whatever housekeeping arrangement that may be,” said Miss
Pross, striving to dry her eyes and compose herself, “I have no
doubt it is best that Mrs. Cruncher should have it entirely under
her own superintendence. O my poor darlings!”
“I go so far as to say, miss, moreover,” proceeded Mr. Cruncher,
with a most alarming tendency to hold forth as from a pulpit
“and let my words be took down and took to Mrs. Cruncher
through yourselfthat wot my opinions respectin’ floppin’ has
undergone a change, and that wot I only hope with all my heart as
Mrs. Cruncher may be a-floppin’ at the present time.”
“There, there, there! I hope she is, my dear man,” cried the
distracted Miss Pross, “and I hope she finds it answering her
expectations.”
“Forbid it,” proceeded Mr. Cruncher, with additional solemnity,
additional slowness, and additional tendency to hold forth and
hold out, “as anything wot I have ever said or done should be
wisited on my earnest wishes for them poor creeturs now! Forbid
it as we shouldn’t all flop (if it was anyways conwenient) to get ’em
out o’ this here dismal risk! Forbid it, miss! Wot I say, for-BID it!”
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This was Mr. Cruncher’s conclusion after a protracted but vain
endeavour to find a better one.
And still Madame Defarge, pursuing her way along the streets,
came nearer and